Sherlock Holmes (
mustbethetruth) wrote2010-06-16 01:21 pm
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OVERDUE POST OF LULZ
1) THANKS TO MY NEW COLLEGE'S BOOKSTORE, I NOW HAVE A SHERLOCK HOLMES ACTION FIGURE AND AN EDGAR ALLEN POE ACTION FIGURE. (ALSO AN EDGAR ALLEN POE SHIRT THAT SAYS "DROPOUT" BECAUSE HE DROPPED OUT OF MY COLLEGE LOL)
SO OF COURSE I HAD TO HAVE FUN WITH THEM
so okay some facts about sherlock holmes
1) even wikipedia says he's too much of a gqmf to wear a deerstalker all the time. deerstalkers were only worn in the country, like, where people would stalk deer.
2) while he has never said "elementary my dear watson" he has said "the game is afoot" numerous times in canon
3) in the first book watson is like "oh lol so you're an investigator like dupin." dupin is an investigator that poe created and basically started the genre that holmes is a part of. holmes replies, "fuck no i'm way cooler than dupin, that guy's fucking lame."
and now i present you with

and of course, this, which needs no introduction

i call it "'sshh sshh hurry up this is still illegal' in the park against an invisible tree"
2) I HAVE SIMS AMBITIONS. YOU CAN BE A PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR IN THAT.

LIKE A NINJA


idk why that hat does that to his hair. Also he has way cooler clothes now though I don't have a picture of that. :\ i do have a picture of these clothes:


sneakysneak

so in his canon holmes has a brother named mycroft who is this massive shut-in and a total, total bachelor. in my sims game holmes and watson named their first son mycroft.



mycroft should pay attention to his uncle's example
in ambitions you can give your sims tattoos so i decided holmes and watson would have matching heart tattoos. and i attempted to give watson his ruined wreck of a shoulder. because i'm nice.

holmes also has a llama tattoo on his back.

watson almost had this but holmes really wouldn't have appreciated it.

here's holmes getting his tattoo in his bathing suit.

you can also have simbots in ambitions and so watson ordered himself one from the lifetime wish point things.
his name is manu. watson likes to play video games with him.

and do flips on the trampoline

but holmes is still his favorite

and here's watson dressed as jareth bye

SO OF COURSE I HAD TO HAVE FUN WITH THEM
so okay some facts about sherlock holmes
1) even wikipedia says he's too much of a gqmf to wear a deerstalker all the time. deerstalkers were only worn in the country, like, where people would stalk deer.
2) while he has never said "elementary my dear watson" he has said "the game is afoot" numerous times in canon
3) in the first book watson is like "oh lol so you're an investigator like dupin." dupin is an investigator that poe created and basically started the genre that holmes is a part of. holmes replies, "fuck no i'm way cooler than dupin, that guy's fucking lame."
and now i present you with

and of course, this, which needs no introduction

i call it "'sshh sshh hurry up this is still illegal' in the park against an invisible tree"
2) I HAVE SIMS AMBITIONS. YOU CAN BE A PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR IN THAT.

LIKE A NINJA


idk why that hat does that to his hair. Also he has way cooler clothes now though I don't have a picture of that. :\ i do have a picture of these clothes:


sneakysneak

so in his canon holmes has a brother named mycroft who is this massive shut-in and a total, total bachelor. in my sims game holmes and watson named their first son mycroft.



mycroft should pay attention to his uncle's example
in ambitions you can give your sims tattoos so i decided holmes and watson would have matching heart tattoos. and i attempted to give watson his ruined wreck of a shoulder. because i'm nice.

holmes also has a llama tattoo on his back.

watson almost had this but holmes really wouldn't have appreciated it.

here's holmes getting his tattoo in his bathing suit.

you can also have simbots in ambitions and so watson ordered himself one from the lifetime wish point things.
his name is manu. watson likes to play video games with him.

and do flips on the trampoline

but holmes is still his favorite

and here's watson dressed as jareth bye

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You either need less free time...
Or much more of it, so that we can have weekly Sim adventures.
I do know that I enjoy the video game playing/trampoline using simbot.
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That is fantastic. It would be great fic.