Watson all but flung himself at Holmes in a splash of water, wrapping his arms around him and kissing him firmly. "I am," he laughed, though he could feel his muscles tensing up from the cold and speech was becoming an effort. "I am as insane as you are, it seems."

He kissed him again, aware of the coldness of his own lips, and of how he was beginning to shiver. "But I think the insanity only goes so far. Shall we get out before we meet an untimely end?"