"I beg that you don't," Watson said, with a deep rumble in his chest that was half-laughter and half awkward-throat-clearing. That he liked the idea of being bent over his desk in that manner was undeniable. The pair of them were undoubtedly shameless, that was for certain.

"But, see? It shan't take us long to 'break in' the entire house, and then we can resume seeking novelty in other ways." He smiled at Holmes, innocently.