He stands without complaint, taking a deep breath and stretching his arms over his head. "You don't look like a chewtoy," he says as he relaxes, giving Watson a sidelong glance. "Much. At least no one should see them. Unless you parade yourself around shirtless." He shoots Watson a grin.

"Also, please note that I have planned our dessert so that we might wind up in a bath together afterward. That is not coincidental." With another warm smile, he gives Watson's arm an affectionate squeeze. "Get the bath started, and I will retrieve our cigarettes."